Keyboard Cat has a son.
How to kill two birds with one stone:Step 1: Find a decently sized rock.
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Step 2: Drive to pet store that sells birds.
Step 3: Take rock and kill one bird in pet store with it. (Because their wings are clipped, they won’t be able to escape)
Step 4: Using same rock, kill a second bird.
God bless the Pup.
Middle Earth has its own David Blaine. Unfortunately.
But whatever you do, don’t squeeze.
Cake made by justaclassybroad
He’s got 9 lives 8D